Today is the first Monday in 30 years I’ve been without a job, otherwise known as unemployed. Last Thursday I, along with about a dozen of my coworkers, were told our jobs were eliminated due to the fact the company we worked for isn’t making any money. Lay-offs. I was there for 15 years. So…
Originally posted on Vampire Maman:
“Why do I have eyes of different colors? The brown eye is my own. The blue eye is a different story. I plucked it from the freshly dead body of a young Irish nun. She’d killed herself because she had a vision that the child she was carrying, the child…
Just read the following article. You will thank me many many many times over. Then follow The Byronic Man. You’ll thank me for that later too. Click here for: Time-Travel and Fish Vengeance: They Just Don’t Mix.
Put your can of Mountain Dew down before you read this or you’ll spit on your screen and pee your pants laughing. Click here for: Just Dew It.
When you’re my age I’ll be 94. You’re 14 now. Things have changed a lot since I was 14. Then again a lot of things haven’t changed. But how I raised you is a lot different than how your dad and I were raised. I hope you will tell your kids: My mom was so funny. We…
Click here: My full report. Warning: Be prepared before reading this blog post. It is pee your pants, spit milk out your nose funny. And if you aren’t following Ross Murray at Drinking Tips for Teens… do yourself a favor and follow.
Click here for another look at one of my favorite short stories: Morning at the Vineyard.
Click on the link here for unexpected short stories, usually with a twist or turn. Gothic romance, modern tales, paranormal, ghosts, gods, more romance, and a lot of humor: Short Stories (Stand Alone).
A little bit of fun to start off your weekend with… click here for: All Starry Eyed Over Vampires.
The ultimate list of parenting books – click here for: Vampire Maman’s Recommendations for Parenting Books. My recommendation about parenting is to DO WHAT IS RIGHT FOR YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR KIDS. Period. End of discussion. But read the article anyways because it will make you laugh.
Feel free to share this random bit with your friends – from the odd alternate universe. Click here for: California Afternoon, Vampire Guys (again), Parenting and Modern Life.
Real Vampires don’t eat Quiche but everyone else does. Click here for: A Recipe for Change (with Vampires and Horrible Green Things). This includes the recipe for a crust-less Quiche (it is real and tasty and easy to make.)
Weird and somewhat disturbing search terms used to find one of my blogs…Click here for: Searching for Vampires and Love Letters (and a monkey on your knee).
Click here for: Astounding and Astonishing Photos from Mars.
Evil Squirrel you’re making me laugh! Click here for: A Beer Run Fail.