Breaking News: Overweight Humanism Party is Announced 

A Late Boomer's Guide to Life

We’re forming a new party. It’s called Overweight Humanism. So far, it’s just me and my buddy Bob. But we have big plans and even larger appetites.

We believe that big is beautiful and that actions speak louder than words. Where we can convince individuals and corporations to actively seek to help solve some of societies issues, we can and should shrink government.

We believe the Kardashian family should be deported to Alaska where they must live with The Palin family.

We advocate value added and consumption taxes. Our focus is on reducing corporate tax rates if domestic jobs are created and the return of manufacturing as a percentage of the GDP to 30%. We want the ratio of public to private workers to be reduced by 25% in the next decade.

Bob and I have also decided to run for POTUS and VIP. If elected to office, we will…

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