Advice for Everyone: Woodchucks, Witch Itch, Disneyland Dad, and getting your book published.
Ask Juliette (Ask A Vampire – Advice for Everyone) is a regular Thursday feature on Vampire Maman.
This week: Woodchucking, An Itchy Witch Situation, Getting Published, and Dealing with a Disneyland Dad. I’m not sure I have the answer you want but I have the answer you’ll get today.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
~ Tongue Tied
Dear Tongue Tied,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood it wouldn’t be much. They have little bitty arms and can’t throw logs like some great big Vampire guy could. I’d say after a hefty pile of kindling, say about a twenty-five gallon drum full the poor little critter would be exhausted for a week.
Look at those tiny little woodchuck arms.
How do I get my book published? Should I go with an agent or publish it myself?
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