A Message to my Facebook Friends: I Get it.

Love love love this post. I hope it goes viral!

I get it, you love to run and you’re killing it every day in preparation for some ridiculously pointless marathon when we all know the real satisfaction you get is from having enviable legs.

I get it, Crossfit has changed your life and you now firmly believe that if everyone did it, they would all be similarly transformed.

I get it, you only eat meat and your diet makes you strong like bull.

I get it, you only eat veggies and secretly wish to lynch bacon-lovers and throttle those who think Vegan is a newly-discovered planet.

I get it, you don’t really want anyone to know exactly what you’re talking about, but feel compelled to get something off your chest, so you opt for irritating ambiguity, your posts so obscure nobody knows whether it’s actually time to orchestrate an intervention.