Why I want to be stupid famous

Why I want to be stupid famous

  1. So I can have another baby and give it a really stupid name.
  2. So I can get a really ugly jacked up hair cut and see how many women get the same style.
  3. So I can have my own show and flash my big boobs to millions of people (no, really, I do have big boobs)
  4. So I can be really stupid and get paid for it.
  5. So I can one day be on one of those “Whatever happened to…” shows.
  6. So I can be considered “fascinating” by the likes of Barbara Walters.
  7. So I can send my child with the stupid name to a guru when she turns 9.
  8. So I can send my child with the stupid name to rehab when she turns 16.
  9. So I can get $100,000 a month in child support from the father of the child with the really stupid name.
  10. So I can go to rehab every year.
  11. So I can wear ugly dresses in public.
  12. So I can have my own reality TV show and parents everywhere will say to their teens “WHY are you watching that CRAP?”
  13. So I can eat your brain.
  14. So I can drink and drive and not give a crap.
  15. So I can have an affair and write a book about it.
  16. So people will say “Why is she more famous than ______________ ? (fill in the blank with your favorite teacher, artist, scientists, writer, carpenter, doctor, fish and wildlife expert, food bank volunteer….)

 

 

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